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I am a loser...officially. [20 Oct 2003|06:40pm]


You will live in Mansion.
You will drive a blue Ducatti.
You will marry Kristen and have foster home kids.
You will be a Painter in Washington DC.

Kristen beat out Crystal, Natalie, my drag queen momma Robin, and my random LJ person I picked...Claire. Gyna, you didn't make the list because your girlfriend isn't goth!
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[15 Oct 2003|08:41pm]

[ mood | thoughtful ]

I have a girlfriend. Thats right dukes, kate is dating someone. No it isn't my right hand. She is actually a live human being. Her name is Kristen. SHe is gonna take naked pictures of grrls. *grrrrrrrr baby*
Crystal, I still love you and think of you in your nighty. Gyna, you suck cus you are dating Jess. And Natalie, lets face it, I am never going to get to do it with you.

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[13 Oct 2003|01:26pm]

The Dukes are going to take over the world.
I am slowly infultrating the politics and culture (counter-culture) of California. What with you all on the East Coast and me out here...our possibilities for world (or at least U.S.) domination are endless. We are smarter (by far), sexier (oh hell yes), crazier (vlady anyone?) then anyone in the United States government. George W. has nothing on this posse of unmatchable greatness. I propose that we all start petitions in our current states of residence for "recalls" on currently elected officials. We will then install our own candidates (me, gyna, crystal, megan and of course Natalie) through a series of campaigns with money we have stolen from the rich (corporations or if all else fails gay men).
I'm telling you dukes, this will work! Governments of the world do this all the time.
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[13 Oct 2003|01:28am]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........i want to drink my vlady..............and i miss mom and dad....what the fuck....everyone is on the other side of the fucking country...why am i not there?
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[10 Oct 2003|01:21pm]

[ mood | i gotta poop ]

Duke or Die!

Thats right you all miss me and can't wait to come to the halloween party at Megan's. If you all aren't there I'm going to come to West Virginia and drag you outside where we are going to fight (Natalie- this means you) And gyna, I can kick your ass.

Oh yea, I need your addresses Crystal and Natalie because if you want to receive funny gay things from California I need somewhere to send it. Alrighty.
Love you all...including mama duke.


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[10 Oct 2003|02:26pm]

hey megan...i think that mine and gynas friend chrissy should be a part of this....i think shes a junior but i cant remember...but i still think she should be here either way...so her email is inviziblepunk@cs.com as well as her lj name.....thanks mom...much love to you and that cali bitch...
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[08 Oct 2003|10:49pm]

[ mood | bored ]

this is the best community ever!!!!...it never even crossed my mind to make it...you fucking rock megan...anyway im kinda pissed that ive been abandoned and now im a fag because i have no male influence in my life...but ill deal with it...i miss my dad so much...i love you mom

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Welcome Dukes! [08 Oct 2003|05:26pm]


Hey Boys...

This is your Mama... I made this little group so that you can keep in touch with each other while Slater Duke has abandoned us all to live in California. ;)

Join, Write, Be Good...

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